Female logic

I decided to make a simple salad, please the family. Chicken Salad Moreover, just a little boiled chicken is left, anyway, no one eats anymore. In this salad need pineapples. I used the fruit from the jar, but the juice remained. Drink up? I do not want ... Pour? It's a pity ...

I remembered one pie recipe, it needs pineapple juice. Made a cake. But for some reason, only the yolks were needed, but the squirrels remained. Well, do not throw them away ?! Put in the fridge - anyway then throw it away.

Invented! You can bungle meringues. Easy, fast, tasty! In the meringue used lemon zest. Lemon remained bald ... If you leave it, it dries quickly. What to do with lemon?

Yeah, the sauce is delicious for salad. In the salad went half the onions. And the second half is lying, looking at me. Where is it? You can cook for spaghetti delicious tomato sauce. Found in the fridge a jar of homemade tomato juice. Gone half. And with the rest of what? It's a pity if it disappears. She herself worked in the summer, closed. Natural, without preservatives, will not be stored for a long time.

I thought a little, decided to cook borschik. But, alas, there was no beet at home. Quickly gathered, jumped into the store. I bought beets, potatoes, cottage cheese, sour cream, toothpaste, socks (at a discount), slippers (there was also an action), washed several packages, just in case. On the way back, I went to the bank, paid for the communal flat there, jumped into the workshop near the bank, took the shoes from the repair, bought fresh bread rolls for the children at the sandwich kiosk. I barely got home with it all. Cooked soup. Already did not pay attention, whether something remained. I fell into a chair, my back hurts, my legs fall off, I don't feel a hand ...

I think that's not normal! I wish I drank that pineapple juice !!!